The Greater St. Louis Renaissance Faire

One of the highlights of my summer is Ren Faire. From the amazing costumes to the unique shopping to the delicious food (frozen chocolate-dipped cheesecake on a stick, anyone?), it’s a place to experience a culture like no other. Don’t believe what people say about being “transported to a different time period”— you’ll see people in full costume talking on cell phones, using the phrase “you guys,” and breaking character every five seconds. Really, Ren Faire is just an excuse to run around eating food, spend money on games, and be goofy. It’s a big modern-day gypsy wagon, ready for anyone to explore.

Different groups (Germans, royalty, gypsies, pirates, etc.)
have different "camps." This is Scottish Camp.

The basics:

The website: http://www.renstl.org/main/

Where: The Greater St. Louis Renaissance Faire is located in Rotary Park, Wentzville. It’s a good 45-minute drive from the city. 

When: Every weekend up until June 10th.

Cost: Parking is free, and the admission is $14.95 for adults. ($7.95 for kids 6-13; kids under six free.)

Who: Although the faire has many child-friendly activities, carefully consider before taking your kids. Many of the shows are incredibly bawdy, the joust is downright violent, and the sheer amount of wrinkled jiggling boobs you’ll see could be scarring to anyone. The faire is best enjoyed by grown-ups, particularly groups of friends who enjoy seeing shows and perusing booths.

What else you need to know: Bring a lot of single bills for tipping the performers. Ren Faire is more fun if you have spending money. Don’t be intimidated by the merchants harassing you— it’s all part of the fun, and you’re not obligated to buy. Bring plenty of water in a backpack.

If you live in the St. Louis area, check it out! You’ll be glad you did.

Some Highlights:

The Joust: This is a three-part performance, though you can attend each joust individually. Sir Duncan and Sir Malcolm show of their horsemanship skills, ending in a dramatic, bloody fight to the death. As a member of the crowd, you cheer on your own champion.

Crazy Boy Coy is always awesome.

Crazy Boy Coy: He has two juggling shows and one fire show throughout the day. If you want to see someone juggle a bowling ball, balance a ladder on his chin, or set himself on fire, this is the show for you. He’s my favorite performer of the festival because he has a sweet personality, and goes along with the audience comments rather than just sticking to his script.

Chuvani: This group is a crew of musicians, belly dancers, and a fire dancer. Even though I’m not the biggest fan of belly dancing, they are fun to watch, and a couple of the dancers in particular are very talented.

Troll Tales: This storytelling time is geared for children, but honestly, I was enraptured by the tale of the peasant, the princess, and the nine-headed troll. This is a good place to rest, eat a fried oreo, and relax.

Pirates Inc.: This trio sings songs about piracy and booze. Their somewhat awkward stage presence is more than made up for by their excellent voices.

The Royal Command: This family-oriented closing ceremony features storytelling, music, and square dancing. Jump right in or just watch the fun!

The Royal Family bidding the visitors adieu.

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