Today, while I was making lunch and Zach was working on his computer, this conversation ensued:
ME: Zachary, I just thought of the best name for our baby whenever we have a baby.
ZACH: What’s that?
ME: Rohan! Wouldn’t that be cool?
ZACH: I thought you said it was blasphemy to name someone Rohan.
ME: That was referring to a character in that fantasy novel I saw the other day. You can’t name a fantasy character Rohan. That’s just ridiculous. But it would be a great baby name!
ZACH: I think that would be weird, since it’s a place name.
ME: No, wait! I’ve got it! (Waves hands wildly) I know the perfect name!
ME: ROHAN SOLO.
ZACH (alternately laughing and wondering who is this person he’s married): …I don’t think that’s a very good idea.
ME: No. You are mistaken. It is in fact the best idea.